Ten curvaceous companions, sorted by the hour they like to sit down to eat

Thea, caramel blonde and green eyed, likes a six o'clock start and a Japanese supper after a ride through the park. Bianka, light brown hair and hazel eyes, cooks Italian at home and wants a day's notice to choose the restaurant; her natural length is the four hour dinner date at £900. Nancy, golden blonde, prefers an early swim followed by sushi, and weekend requests for her should arrive by Wednesday.

Roxi orders generously at a Queensway dim sum room and works best from eight. Rosa keeps Sunday to Thursday evenings and likes dinner on Westbourne Grove after an hour in a record shop. Milena chooses a quick mezze table near the conference hotels and keeps dinner to an hour. Danielle starts after eight and fits a late film around a single glass of wine.

Michelle, 173 cm, dark haired and quick to confirm, judges a gin bar by its house tonic before ordering anything clever. Molly begins at ten and ends the night with fresh juice and a shared shawarma at a counter that keeps serving long after midnight. Luna, dark auburn red, prefers a concert first and an honest review of the performance over a glass of red, Monday to Thursday.

Figure is recorded once, in plain words, and never used as a sales line. Beyond height there are no body measurements on the board and no descriptions the companion has not agreed to herself. The photographs are non-explicit fashion portraits, compared with her in person before they go up and replaced when they no longer match.

For couples evenings in Bayswater, Michelle, Thea, Molly and Danielle are the four the desk suggests, all at ease welcoming two guests at once. Across the hair lists, Nancy and Thea are blondes, Danielle, Milena and Roxi are raven haired, Luna's colouring is auburn, while Bianka, Michelle, Molly and Rosa are brunettes.

None of the ten lives in W2, so every booking includes a short journey, and the desk quotes it honestly. Luna is a single Elizabeth line stop away in Mayfair. Rosa, Thea, Danielle and Molly are about fifteen minutes out, and Bianka crosses the park from Knightsbridge in a similar time. Michelle and Milena are roughly twenty minutes away, Nancy and Roxi around twenty five. Inside Zones 1 and 2 that journey is already part of the fare.

Two hours at £500 covers a drink and a relaxed main course close to the hotel. The four hour dinner date in W2 or W11, £900, gives room for an aperitif, three courses and a last glass without anyone looking at a watch. Once 25 percent has reached the desk by transfer the evening is held, and if the restaurant needs a name for the reservation, give yours.