Tall, sleek and unexpectedly funny, with a front row habit at a canalside comedy stage.
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Violetta reaches 178 cm before heels, and she wears the height with total composure. Her black hair falls sleek and straight, her brown eyes are calm and watchful, and her tall, slender frame suits a desert gold glamour: a bronze silk dress, a long camel coat, gold cuffs and a slim leather clutch. In her early thirties, elegant and confident, she has a quiet mystery about her that makes people curious from across the lobby.
The mystery has a punchline. Violetta is an avid fan of stand-up comedy and laughs loudly and without embarrassment at a good joke, which surprises guests who expected her to be aloof. Swimming is her daily discipline, a long steady set of lengths before breakfast, and bookshops are where she spends her free afternoons, often leaving with more than she intended. She speaks English clearly and with wit, and her confidence makes any setting, from a formal dinner to a small comedy club, feel comfortable.
Her W2 evening lands at the Canal Café Theatre, a small comedy venue above a pub on Delamere Terrace at Little Venice, where the stage sits close enough to catch every raised eyebrow. Allow twelve minutes on foot from a W2 lobby, following the canal. Violetta likes a quiet dinner first, then the late show, then a slow walk back past the narrowboats while she replays the best lines and scores the whole evening out of ten.
Violetta takes dinner dates across Maida Vale and the W2 hotels a short walk from the canal. Her current status sits at the top of this page; send the desk the evening you have in mind and your hotel.
Violetta prefers dinner dates that end with a late show, so four hours, £900, is the natural choice. From Belgravia she needs about twenty minutes to reach Little Venice by cab.
Every line is quoted in whole pounds and settled with her in cash on arrival. Travel, airport minimums and cancelling are set out on the rates page.
Violetta is based around Belgravia and comes out to W2 hotels and homes like everyone on the board. No travel charge applies anywhere in Zones 1 and 2.
Violetta arrives at 19:00 in a long coat, tall enough that the doorman looks up. She orders a dry martini at the hotel bar and asks you to tell her the funniest thing that has happened to you this year. She rates it honestly.
Dinner is early and elegant, no dessert, because the show starts at 21:00. On the canal path she describes a bookshop she found last week with a cat asleep across the poetry shelf. At the theatre she sits close to the front, laughs in the right places and a few of the wrong ones, and whispers a better punchline during one sketch. Afterwards, back along the water, she compares the performers like a judge on a panel. The last drink is quiet, at your hotel, with a paperback she bought on the way.
Any long pool that opens early. Thirty minutes of lengths with no talking and no music, and then I am ready for everyone.
Never. I laugh loudly, which is the opposite of heckling. Comedians love a tall woman in the front row who laughs at everything.
Any independent with a staff recommendations shelf written by hand. Those little notes are better than any newspaper review.
This log only grows when a client who actually met Violetta writes in afterwards. The desk reads every note before it appears, prints it under a first name and the month of the booking, and never drafts one itself. Empty for now is the honest state.
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